Jonathon The Impaler

vampire/satanist nutjob fro president.

I remember reading about this guy when he ran for Governor of Minnesota. He’s gotten even better (or worse, depending on your POV) now. The page linked is full of great quotes…


“Jonathon is also appalled by the statements made by Venezuela President
Chavez while at the UN. Jonathon feels Chavez insulted Lucifer by saying Bush
was the Devil.”

“Osama bin Laden and his followers are just like their (false)
prophet Muhammad. They’re nothing more than BITCHES! Hence, Muhammad is
the (false) prophet of BITCHES!”

I say that since your vote won’t count (not that I believe the current theocracy will allow an election anyway), vote the impaler!!!!