So why ain’t I rich?

Thanks to the darling and (as she puts it) “hawt” Dred Pirate Bunny, I know now how much I should charge for, ahem, how should I put this….
Oh, to hell with it. The following number is how much I should be paid for fucking. Of course, there are those who get “it” for free, and whom sometimes I think I should pay, they’re so damned good.

So, anybody wanna finance my startup? I’ll give discounts for package deals!

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