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Having a Wonderful CrashMas

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So I know things have been weak around here. I’ve been busy with the usual and the unusual. The usual, you can guess at. The unusual, well, I have a main line out that is blocked. What? You have no idea what I’m talking about? Oh. Well, there’s this big ass pipe that carries everything that goes down the drain away from the house to the sewer. That’s the main line. It’s clogged up with nasty stuff, as you might imagine. Been trying to deal with that. Not so successfully so far.

Also, just as I’m ramping up to do two websites (It’s a side line of mine – if you need my help, check out Kallisti Medias), my hard drive has gone south. I’m currently trying to pull stuff I hadn’t yet backed up, and it’s frustrating. With luck, and help from the Great Tech gods, I’ll be back up by tonite.

I would like to offer belated Congratulations to MoonSpun And Running Professor.
They’s gettin’ Hitched!

Coming soon to Tattooed Dad, I will be shareing some of my Fave Xmas tracks.
Also, a long winded rant on the state of consumption in America.
Working in a mall certainly opens your eyes to the fact that American society is thrashing about in the final stages of consumption. 9 year olds with $400 phones…

random thoughts

I found this via the delightful fleshbot. And Aye think it’s a fine idea, matey!

Arrrr! Calling all pirates and wenches! Tis time to celebrate yer heritage! November 23rd is Fuck Like A Pirate Day!!

Der be only one rule for Fuck Like A Pirate Day… and that ye
FUCK LIKE A PIRATE!! Yar.

We do have a few suggestions:

  • If ye like em, Wench em.
  • Plunder all ye can, tomorrow ye may be sleeping with thar fishes.
  • Rum.
  • If ye have a peg leg, be careful of splinters.
  • Did aye mention Rum?!?
  • If ye got the booty, share thar booty.
  • Whilst not required, ye are suggested to try one-eyed willie.
  • If ye have never been scallywagged, find someone to teach ye.
  • When ye find a ship to plunder, remember ye must board her first.
  • More Rum. FUCK LIKE A PIRATE!! Yar.
  • An eye patch may mean an empty eye socket, but ask before ye fuck der brains out.
  • Attack with ye sword until ye can’t anymore, then drink Rum.
  • No one should walk the plank unless they refuse to FUCK LIKE A PIRATE!! Yar.
  • If thar be burried treasure, get down thar and dig.