I found this via the delightful fleshbot. And Aye think it’s a fine idea, matey!
Arrrr! Calling all pirates and wenches! Tis time to celebrate yer heritage! November 23rd is Fuck Like A Pirate Day!!
Der be only one rule for Fuck Like A Pirate Day… and that ye
FUCK LIKE A PIRATE!! Yar.
We do have a few suggestions:
If ye like em, Wench em.
Plunder all ye can, tomorrow ye may be sleeping with thar fishes.
Rum.
If ye have a peg leg, be careful of splinters.
Did aye mention Rum?!?
If ye got the booty, share thar booty.
Whilst not required, ye are suggested to try one-eyed willie.
If ye have never been scallywagged, find someone to teach ye.
When ye find a ship to plunder, remember ye must board her first.
More Rum. FUCK LIKE A PIRATE!! Yar.
An eye patch may mean an empty eye socket, but ask before ye fuck der brains out.
Attack with ye sword until ye can’t anymore, then drink Rum.
No one should walk the plank unless they refuse to FUCK LIKE A PIRATE!! Yar.
If thar be burried treasure, get down thar and dig.
A journey through the mind Of a Tattooed Dad.
