Gothic Rhapsody: \”Gothic Rhapsody Newsgroups: alt.guitar Subject: Bohemian Rhapsody goes Goth Is this the goth life - Is this normality - Caught in a corset - No escape from this apathy- Eyeline your eyes Get rid of your thighs and frooooown - I’m just a goth boy, I need your Ennui - Because I bleakly come, bleakly go, Sometimes high, Always low, Anyway my hair blows, doesn’t really matter to me, - to me -, Mama, just bought a cloak, Just walked into a goth shop, and don’t think I’ll ever stop, Mama, I used to look so nice, But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away - Mama, ooo, Didn’t mean to make you cry - I just think that this look it sort of suits me - I’m a goth I’m a goth…..it doesn’t really matter….. Too late, My lipstick’s on, Sends shivers down your spine - but I promise mum I’m fine, Goodbye everybody - I’ve got to go - Gotta leave you all behind and dye my hair - Mama, ooo - I don’t want to die, I know it looks that way given the coffin - and the bats and the skull but it really doesn’t matter….. I drew a little stiletto sticking in a man, Nephilim Nephilim now I’m listening to the Sisters Thunderbolt and lightning really are exciting me - Neil Gaiman, Neil Gaiman, Neil Gaiman, Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman Robertsmith Marilyn Manso-o-o-o-o-o-n - But I’m just a Goth boy and nobody loves me - He’s just a Goth boy - Pity his family family - Did you see his hair its a monstrosity - Easy come easy go -, will you let me goth - Hell fuck that No -, we will not let you goth - let him goth Hell fuck that - We will not let you goth - let him goth Hell fuck that - We will not let you goth - let him goth Will not let you goth - let me goth Will not let you goth - let me goth Goth, Goth, Goth, Goth, Goth, Goth, Gotho - Mama mia mama mia, mama mia let me goth - Beelzebub comes drinking down the pub with meee, with me , with me - So you think you can take contacts out of my eye - So you think you can just wash out all the black dyyye - Oh Baby - I happen to have a small one up two down flat reserved especially for me and my cat Tabitha in Hades - Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here - Black clothes really flatter, Anyone can see, Black clothes really flatter -, Black clothes really look damn fine ooooon meeeee,Anyway my hair blows…\”

(Via .)

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