Only a Daughter…

So there I was, getting rid of some used coffee, when in walks Rose.
“Dada, why is pee coming out of that?”

Red Alert!!! Sound all alrams!

“Umm.. because that’s how boys pee, honey.”

R: “What is that?”

M: It’s my…..my… Lingum (sp?), honey. It’s what boys have instead of yonis.”

And on…

You know, it’s hard to answer these questions on a single cuppa.