As I keep referring folks to this post, I figured I should pull it up front.
The linked video is not safe for work – not even a little bit.
Here’s a link to the original post:
Very Very educational
It is a technique for …
well, Watch the video.
Learn it, use it.
Gothic Rhapsody: \”Gothic Rhapsody Newsgroups: alt.guitar Subject: Bohemian Rhapsody goes Goth Is this the goth life – Is this normality – Caught in a corset – No escape from this apathy- Eyeline your eyes Get rid of your thighs and frooooown – I’m just a goth boy, I need your Ennui – Because I bleakly come, bleakly go, Sometimes high, Always low, Anyway my hair blows, doesn’t really matter to me, – to me -, Mama, just bought a cloak, Just walked into a goth shop, and don’t think I’ll ever stop, Mama, I used to look so nice, But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away – Mama, ooo, Didn’t mean to make you cry – I just think that this look it sort of suits me – I’m a goth I’m a goth…..it doesn’t really matter….. Too late, My lipstick’s on, Sends shivers down your spine – but I promise mum I’m fine, Goodbye everybody – I’ve got to go – Gotta leave you all behind and dye my hair – Mama, ooo – I don’t want to die, I know it looks that way given the coffin – and the bats and the skull but it really doesn’t matter….. I drew a little stiletto sticking in a man, Nephilim Nephilim now I’m listening to the Sisters Thunderbolt and lightning really are exciting me – Neil Gaiman, Neil Gaiman, Neil Gaiman, Neil Gaiman Neil Gaiman Robertsmith Marilyn Manso-o-o-o-o-o-n – But I’m just a Goth boy and nobody loves me – He’s just a Goth boy – Pity his family family – Did you see his hair its a monstrosity – Easy come easy go -, will you let me goth – Hell fuck that No -, we will not let you goth – let him goth Hell fuck that – We will not let you goth – let him goth Hell fuck that – We will not let you goth – let him goth Will not let you goth – let me goth Will not let you goth – let me goth Goth, Goth, Goth, Goth, Goth, Goth, Gotho – Mama mia mama mia, mama mia let me goth – Beelzebub comes drinking down the pub with meee, with me , with me – So you think you can take contacts out of my eye – So you think you can just wash out all the black dyyye – Oh Baby – I happen to have a small one up two down flat reserved especially for me and my cat Tabitha in Hades – Just gotta get out – just gotta get right outta here – Black clothes really flatter, Anyone can see, Black clothes really flatter -, Black clothes really look damn fine ooooon meeeee,Anyway my hair blows…\”
Waking Vixen: “My New Party Trick”
A bit of Prelude: Waking Vixen Is the blog of Audicia Ray. Snip from Her site:
Audacia Ray is an executive editor of $pread, a magazine by and for sex workers, and is a contributor to the porn blog Fleshbot. Her first book Naked on the Internet: Hookups, Downloads and Cashing in on Internet Sexploration (Seal Press, June 2007), is a cultural analysis of female sexuality and the Internet interwoven with the stories of 80 different women. The bisexual feature adult film “The Bi Apple,†which Audacia wrote, directed and produced, has become an Adam & Eve Pictures best-seller since its release in February 2007 and won the award for “Hottest Bisexual Sex Scene†at the 2007 Feminist Porn Awards in Toronto. For the past two years Audacia has curated $pread magazine’s annual exhibition of sex worker art, Sex Worker Visions. She has a BA in Cultural Studies from Eugene Lang College, an MA in American Studies from Columbia University and has studied at the Summer Institute on Sexuality, Culture and Society at the Universiteit van Amsterdam. Audacia lives in Brooklyn and online at WakingVixen.com.
Now – before any of the ladies in the audience go any further, if you are bothered by “objectification” or the fact that men like to look at boobs and the fact that some women are ok with that, don’t read any further. As a matter of fact, you may need to just stop reading. Become comfortable with the fact that humans are sexual, and we are built to a) notice the sexual nature of others, and b) show off our own.
Ok, everyone else:
I gacked this right from Waking Vixen’s site (Yeah, I’m subbed to her feed)
Very fun, no?
I bet Psycho-Momia could do it.
And that she even would…in the right situation.