So why ain’t I rich?

Thanks to the darling and (as she puts it) “hawt” Dred Pirate Bunny, I know now how much I should charge for, ahem, how should I put this….
Oh, to hell with it. The following number is how much I should be paid for fucking. Of course, there are those who get “it” for free, and whom sometimes I think I should pay, they’re so damned good.

So, anybody wanna finance my startup? I’ll give discounts for package deals!


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4 Responses to “So why ain’t I rich?”

  1. Will says:
    March 5, 2008 at 1:08 am

    Got you beat brother. $1132 an hour.

  2. Tattooed Dad says:
    March 5, 2008 at 8:50 am

    Now that I didn’t suspect. Think about a tag team, eh? We could make big dough!

  3. PsychoMomia says:
    March 5, 2008 at 10:03 am

    $1178/HR, and I didnt’ even try hard :)

  4. moonspun says:
    March 12, 2008 at 7:50 am

    $1040 and all things considered, (present company included) I am pretty ‘darn vanilla’. :-)